Never let it be said that I never
said, “never let it be said”

It there is an exception to every
rule, what’s the exception

Never put out a campfire with
your face

Irony can be pretty ironic

Birds of a feather gather
no moss

A rolling stone gathers millions
  of screaming fans, even in his sixties

When the cat’s away, I’ll buy a dog

If at first you don’t succeed,
you’re fired

If at first you don’t succeed, give
up you pathetic loser

Don’t put off until tomorrow
what you can put on lay away

The early bird catches a cold

A bird in the hand is finger
lickin’ good

Speaking in tongues doesn’t
impress me; speaking without
a tongue, that would impress me

From the mouths of babes
comes dribble

From the nostrils of babes
comes mucous

From the diapers of babes come
all kinds of wonderful surprises

Children should be seen and not
heard?  No, children should be
herded off where they can’t be seen

I came, I saw, I asked for my
money back

Never put off until tomorrow what
you can put off until next week

The Titanic was built by
professionals.  Noah was a novice

No matter how bad it gets, no matter
how low you are, never, ever,
ever stop breathing

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